The Fort Wayne Mad Ants encourage - nay, insist, that you follow the instructions below. Failure to comply with the Mad Ants' simple request may provoke repeated requests, each more undeniable and less deniable than the last. To avoid such a fate, the Mad Ants ask only this.

The D-League is now  broadcasting its games for free online. You need only register at nba.com to point the Mad Ants' fearsome antennae towards another hapless soul. The first games are on today, including this afternoon's tilt between the Bakersfield Jam and the Utah Flash. Vanguard grad Dale Osbourne is the assistant coach for the Flash, in case that helps you make your decision. Although the Mad Ants are confident they have already made that decision an easy one for you.